stole it from dottie

I miss somebody right now.
I watch more tv than I used to
I love sleeping
I wear glasses or contact lenses.
I've tried marijuana.
I've watched porn movies.
I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
I believe honesty is the best policy.
I curse frequently.
I've changed a lot mentally over the last year
I've been told I have a nice butt.
I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
I need money right now.
I talk really, really fast sometimes.
I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
I have a twin.
I like the way that I look.
I am usually pessimistic.
I have cheated on a significant other.
I have a hidden talent.
I enjoy talking on the phone.
I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
I watch MTV on a daily basis.
I have never been in a real relationship before. (its complicated)
I am one of the most overanalytical people I know.
I believe cheese should be its own food group it is soooo good
I have a problem expressing things. sometimes
I have lost a parent.
I've had the cops called on me before.
I have dated someone at least 10 years older or younger.

I am very shy around the opposite sex.

I have tried alcohol before.
I enjoy country music.
I have dated a close friend's ex.
I'm happy as of this moment
I've kissed someone I knew I shouldn't.
I strongly dislike math.
I think ramen is the best kind of food in the whole world.
I have nothing better to do with my time.
Bought everyone in the pub a drink
Swam with wild dolphins
Climbed a mountain
Taken a Ferrari for a test drive
Been inside the Great Pyramid
Held a tarantula (:()
Said "I love you" and meant it
Hugged a tree
Bungee jumped
Visited Paris
Watched a lightning storm at sea
Stayed up all night long, and watched the sun rise
Seen the Northern Lights
Gone to a huge sports game
Walked the stairs to the top of the Leaning Tower of Pisa
Grown and eaten your own vegetables (i've done it with fruit)
Touched an iceberg
Changed a baby's diaper
Taken a trip in a hot air balloon
Watched a meteor shower
Gotten drunk on champagne
Given more than you can afford to charity
Looked up at the night sky through a telescope
Had an uncontrollable giggling fit at the worst possible moment
Had a food fight
Bet on a winning horse
Taken a sick day when you're not ill
Asked out a stranger
Had a snowball fight
Photocopied *something* on the office photocopier
Screamed as loudly as you possibly can
Enacted a favorite fantasy
Taken a midnight skinny dip
Taken an ice cold bath
Slept under the stars in a tent.
Hit a home run
Danced like a fool and not cared who was looking
Adopted an accent for an entire day
Visited the birthplace of your ancestors. 

Actually felt happy about your life, even for just a moment
Had two hard drives for your computer
Loved your job for all accounts
Had amazing friends
Taken care of someone who was drunk
Had enough money to be truly satisfied
Danced with a stranger
Watched wild whales
Backpacked in Europe
Taken a road-trip with your dad
Been rock climbing
Lied to foreign government's official in that country to avoid notice
Midnight walk on the beach
Been sky diving
Visited Ireland
Been heartbroken longer then you were actually in love
In a restaurant, sat at a stranger's table and had a meal with them
Visited Japan
Bench pressed your own weight
Milked a cow
Alphabetized your records/cds
Pretended to be a superhero
Sung karaoke
Lounged around in bed all day
Been scuba diving
Kissed in the rain
Played in the mud
Played in the rain
Done something you should regret, but don't regret
Gone to a drive-in theater
Visited the Great Wall of China
Discovered that someone who's not supposed to have known about your blog has discovered your blog
Dropped Windows in favor of something better
Started a business
Fallen in love and not had your heart broken
Toured ancient sites
Taken a martial arts class
Sword fought for the honor of a woman
Played D&D for more than 6 hours straight
Gotten married
Been in a movie
Crashed a party
Loved someone you shouldn't have
Kissed someone so passionately it made them dizzy
Gotten divorced
Gone without food for 5 days
Made cookies from scratch- only from scratch, none of that fake shit
Won first prize in a costume contest
Ridden a gondola in Venice
Gotten a tattoo
Rafted the Snake River
Got so drunk you don't remember anything
Been addicted to some form of illegal drug
Performed on stage
Been to Las Vegas
Recorded music
Eaten shark
Gone to Thailand
Seen Siouxsie live
Bought a house
Gone white water rafting
Buried one/both of your parents
Been on a cruise ship
Spoken more than one language fluently

Gotten into a fight while attempting to defend someone
Performed in Rocky Horror
Read - and understood - your credit report
Raised children
Gotten lost in a character
Recently bought and played with a favorite childhood toy
Followed your favorite band/singer on tour
Created and named your own constellation of stars
Taken an exotic bicycle tour in a foreign country
Found out something significant that your ancestors did
called or written your Congress person
Picked up and moved to another city to just start over
Had plastic surgery
Survived an accident that you shouldn't have survived
Wrote articles for a large publication
Lost over 100 pounds
Seen a Broadway show live
Piloted an airplane
Petted a shark (seaworld :))
Broken someone's heart
Helped an animal give birth..
Been fired or laid off from a job
Won money on a T.V. game show
Gone on an African photo safari
Fired a rifle, shotgun, or pistol
Eaten mushrooms that were gathered in the wild
Ridden a horse
Had major surgery
Had frogs or lizards as a pets
Hiked to the bottom of the Grand Canyon
Slept through an entire flight
Slept for more than 30 hours over the course of 48 hours
Visited more foreign countries than U.S. states
Visited all 7 continents
Taken a canoe trip that lasted more than 2 days
Eaten kangaroo meat
Been a sperm or egg donor
Eaten sushi
Had your picture in the newspaper Had 2 healthy romantic relationships lasting longer than a year
Changed someone's mind about something you care deeply about
Gotten someone fired for their actions
Gone back to school
Parasailed
Changed your name
Petted a cockroach
Eaten fried green tomatoes
Read The Iliad
Selected one important author who you missed in school, and read
Gotten 86ed from the restaurant because you did it so many times, they figured out it was you
Taught yourself an art from scratch
Killed and prepared an animal for eating
Apologized to someone years after inflicting the hurt
Skipped all your school reunions
Been elected to public office
Written your own computer language
Thought to yourself that you're living your dream
Had to put someone you love into hospice care.

Built your own PC from parts
Sold your own artwork to someone who didn't know you
Had a booth at a street fair
Dyed your hair
Been a DJ
Written your own role playing game
Been arrested
Gotten a Speeding Ticket.